My veins course with only love. Music, dance, song and the touch of a woman keep me happy. After all, don't we live in the best of all possible worlds? Maybe not, but we do live on the only planet in the universe with a breathable atmosphere. That's a bonus.

I am currently interviewing attractive, kind, intelligent, affectionate, talented women who are unafraid of speaking their mind as well as verbally and honestly defining their desires, needs, wants as well as their emotional selves for the position of mate. While as far as I know I am a one woman man, I am open to a polyamorous relationship in which I would prefer to be the primary. Were you chosen for the position many benefits would accrue to you. Interested? You may contact me at studio20nine@gmail.com. Trolls and fools will be ignored.

Does anyone actually read these profiles? Guess we'll see.