Im a left handed leo with a heart of gold.

The dreams of being a Premiership centre-half died at 14 when i started drinking Concorde in the thornhouse avenue swingpark and its been downhill ever since.

Im now quite partial to a cold red stripe /warm pub at the weekends.

I Have a Guardian Subscription and own a cardigan, i guess at somepoint you've got to shed the Neddy Image..

thats bout it really.