Half man, half bourbon biscuit, the amazingly sweet Robert Arsenpheffer (Bob to his friends) enjoys nothing better than a stroll through dense undergrowth in swimming trunks and penny loafers.

An international speed crochet champion and avid collector of loose change. Bob hails from Norwich the capital city of Norfolk which has recently been declared an island due to the digging of a large ditch along it's borders with Suffolk, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire.

Bob's musical taste can only be described as sweet and is enjoyed best at a safe distance.