WHAT IS THE ABSINTHE FACTORY?

Some of our Frequently Asked Questions.

Why is it so long?

It used to be much longer, but many listeners were suffering headaches and appetite loss so we shortened it.

Can’t you make it any shorter?

Yes, but there is too much material. We’re obligated to exploit these audio resources for our shareholders who rely on us to maintain their lifestyles.

What if you used shorter songs?

Good question. One of the main directives at the factory is to use very short songs or just portions of songs. This is annoying, but it does use fewer natural resources.

What if you limited the type of music that you use? Would that make it any shorter?

Yes! Even though you may not be able to tell, we do have a certain criteria that determines what makes it to the mix. Genres include Spoken Word, Bluegrass, Sound Effects, Performance Art, Quirky Rock, Avant-garde, Jazz, Contemporary Classical, Soundtracks, and anything else that fits into this logical blend.