AXEL HAXEL is said to currently reside in London. Few people have spotted him, if so he was seen in Hackney Wick. One theory says that he escaped his home country to eat more cheddar, another one states he swam across the channel to find more girls.

Reports claim that he has been taking over entire warehouse parties following a distinct strategy. One eye witness said: “He seems to always follow the same pattern, lurking around powerful sound systems with an interest in technical particulars and then, after moments of negligent inattentiveness, taking them over and completely setting the floor on fire.” Recent observational research supports this. Sore feet, increased alcohol consumption, and general euphoria are common among youngster exposed to his musical presentations.