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Goutez de ce Gâteux, il est exquis!

I can't trust any god I can't charge additional costs for not replying to or dealing with my complaints within the given period of seven working days.
Furthermore, I'm crap in bed but quite nice apart from that.
...and I can't be killed until proven otherwise.

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