Howdy doody little stinkers in the land of Oobladi!.
A roopity doopity skippity flop!
From the little radio station around the corner and up your block
Sit tight snugglebunnies
We're zoomeratin' on up the tower of power
Spinning all the wavy gravy, atom smashin', mello jello
Until the winky blinky light in my skull goes out.

All right here in the land of the rhyme
We've shot the wad
It's closing time
The wiggy light goes out
Brush your teeth and say your prayers
And cha-cha softly up the stairs

Don't touch that dial!