Wannabe Shakespeare... write that some read... will send u manuscripts on request (not anymore (:... deal is over)

Wannabe Buddha... but people don't fall at my feet when I give gyan. Will try to stop giving gyan...

Wannabe Devdas... Mujhe Paro aur Chandramukhi dono chahiye... Gareen aur balu sari wali... But don't have capacity... One peg and I am done... Phir dono ko kaise sambhalunga

Wannabe Elvis... don't have a golden voice... but planning to get golden hair if my voice doesn't improve

Wannabe Amitabh Bacchan... umm... don't belong to UP... but so what, still have the proper credentials (belong to Bihar)

Wannabe Saroj Khan... am told first have to learn to shake something beyond my head....

Wannabe me... have lost myself somewhere...