Wings 11 - Degrassi

Started from the bottom, now we here: we’ve got a supersized episode for you this week as we wrap up our Teen Dramas series. Degrassi… oh, Degrassi. What are you, even? There’s so much to unpack here, and DRAKE ISN’T EVEN IN THIS ONE, YOU GUYS. We recount the horror of this viewing experience, a horror that extended to our eyes, hearts, and inner ears. We manage to make it through the episode without mocking Canada, which is a pretty impressive feat, if we do say so ourselves. We spend some time dissecting the shocking reason why Meghan has never done cocaine, and Caer has never had liposuction. And we answer the burning question that has built over the past five episodes: in the battle of the teen soaps, who wins… and who dies?