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PETER WELLER! WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?! WHY HAVE YOU FORESAKEN ME?!
I bet Peter read the script to Robocop 3 and literally sh*t his pants. I wouldn't blame him if he did. This movie flows like it was written by an 12-year-old on acid who wandered into a doll store, pondering the beginnings of his own sexual cravings. It's just downright horrible. Worth watching, but completely and utterly horrible. This could be the worst movie Watch This Instead has ever done, so join us for this episode while we discuss this monstrosity. I cant even call it a movie.