-being the third in a continuing(?) series culled from found reviews of "needlessly antagonistic dance club" CON ₪ VULS:
"Though quickly becoming a fixture on the underground club circuit (whatever that means), some patrons suggested to me last night that this month could in fact be CON*VULS' last. It seems, according to some, that the local police have received numerous complaints about sound pollution and 'unusual practises' taking place on the premises. Despite this the club opens as usual. Three hours later however and the police force their way in, shutting the club down due to what they termed "improper and dangerous electrical set up". Rumours of a body (or bodies) found in the gents' toilet were, I'm told, exaggerated."
- Simon Wilde, ThrenodyMaker
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