STAB! 517 - Rhyme

In this catchy episode of the STAB! show, word play host Jesse Jones welcomes a metered panel of Kyle Buis, Mickey McKim, & Emma Haney to share their three OACETTs, greeting cards for “Happy Holy Shit You Almost Rearended That Truck And You Could Have Died Final Destination Style, Are You Fucking Okay?!”, “So You Cursed In Front of Your Parents For The First Time”, & “Wishing You A Swift and Speedy Revenge”, campaign speeches from a political campaign mailer running for Sheriff of the kitchen counter where someone tosses all of their incoming mail, a well seasoned cast iron pan running for a spot in the cabinets in the shared kitchen of an off campus co-op housing building, & a cast covered in classmate names running for a position on a shelf in a teens bedroom, angry poems about Jumping to Conclusions, Bruises and Contusions, & Optical Illusions, and explanations of things TO thing, including explaining prescription medication to a pack of wild animals, explaining para