Clarky Kat

Clarky cat:- is a made up drug in the same class as other imaginary drugs such as yellow bentines or triple sod.

It can be bought from any biz boz on the streets of urban britain, as with other imaginary drugs, when you approach the biz boz there is an elaborate verbal dance that you must perform as they pretend not to know what you are talking about, but perseverance is the key here.

"Hi are you the biz boz? ahh good, do you have any yellow bentines? or triple sod? or if not any clarky cat? it has to be good though as I don't wanna end up like a piano dentist on a bloody quack handle, or even worse, my arms to feel like a coupe of fortnights in a bad ballon, you arn't holding any clarky cat? then give me a TB of brown and a teenth of cake.

Done.