Double Double Deuces

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't hoping you'd come over here to
listen to this latest episode.  I mean, Katie Aldhizer once
dated a stripper.  Did you know that?  And did you know
there was that time Calvin Cato got some work booty in an alley
down by the Seaport?  (I was shocked, too!)  Oh!
 I'm gonna refill my drink, so you listen to this caveman
sketch that Pushy Muldowney wrote whilst I'm gone, okay?  And
just like that I'm back!  Before you run off, though, real
quick...did you know that Dana Rossi had quite the experience as a
costumed colonial in Philly?  She totally did!