EPISODE 13: Young Earthers

As everyone knows, the stories in the Bible are not meant to be intepreted literally; they are more lik- oh wait. No. Not everyone knows. That's why there is a not-insignificant population in the U.S. of A. that believes the earth is only 6,000 years old and that the fossil record is an invention of Big Paleo. Their words, not mine. After three days (or, four episodes, I guess), Pistol T rises from the dead and joins Joe and John to talk some major shit about radical Christianity. Evolution is a mystery.