Weighing in at 666 MB, this show explores the purring magnificence of the cat. From the mountainous abundance of Ikiru-San's fur, to the silky hypoallergenic weirdness of the hairless Sphynx, prepare to meander through the philosophical brainwaves and epiphanies of the feline family, as Renfield H Bizarre's moggie mania reveals the petty hubris of humans, the amazing indifference of the universe, and the real possibilities to adopt cat-brain as your brain. Crack open a fresh can of whiskers, snack on a pile of odorous cat cubes, and casually lap a plate of milk as you peruse the inner workings of true animal nobility. If you find yourself napping that's perfect. You have understood the idea with laudable precision. May the ascended spirits of ancient cat deities bless your dreams with their otherworldly meows and titillate your skin with their eager moist noses...
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Like most people, the musical "Cats" doesn't figure too much in everyday life other than to elicit a passing flicker of irritation should I happen to think about iit. Even now, I remember being filled with wonder as a child as whiskered fops would stare at me from posters as I rode the escalator up and down the London Underground, only to be betrayed, once again, by the infuriating deficit between advertising and reality. Nonetheless, I was keen to hear your Renfieldian interpretation on this dubious classic of our cultural decline. But what's this? Philosophy? Dolphins? John ZORN? Andrew Lloyd Webber must be turning in his house. I can't believe it's happening again! But ok, sometimes the reboot can be better than the original. Great set mate!
Multiplicitious thanks Alexis Eks. The gratuitous feline misrepresentation that plasters the staircases of the tube is ultimately a heinous let down as to the reality of cats and is potentially more deleterious that the facade of father Christmas. I'm sorry. Really sorry. Hopefully this mix elucidates the plainness and non threatening character of the general feline and helps your disgruntled child self know that boringness and nonchalance IS the destination and cornerstone of catian philosophy and it's okay to be that way