"Party Hard", the Man said - but perhaps it would be more accurate if He had uttered, "Party Difficult"?
What are you going to do now that mother is arthritic and she can't pick up from every questionable gathering anymore? Our advice is to simply never go outside again. In fact, why even speak to mother at all? She's no use to you now.
Listen to this slumber party simulator instead.
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