Who are these fuckers?
Pop-brained nerds on the jog wheels of plastic has been thrown at them, and they have caught that one open-mouthed.

Current residency: Belfast Pride mega-mainstay Taboo, usually in the legendary Telegraph Building enormohouse, and now hitting other major population centres in Ireland too.

Going back a little: a record breaking residency at Queens University with Good Friday. Throwing or rocking up at nights that come and go as they damn well please - Line Up, Arcadia, Valid Pop, Lino, Project Mayhem, Diode...

Artists as tastelessly diverse as Grandmaster Flash, Electric Six, Bloc Party, Therapy?, Saint Etienne and even synth-GOAT Howard Jones - all grateful for the lift of a Judas DJs support fluffering.

As easy-going nuking a couple of thousand at Taboo as eyeballing the front row of a best kept secret: Fellow humans, I lend you Judas DJs.

You have the first half hour to decide the course of the rest of night.