Simple Is Good

Simple is good. Big Louie has come up with a simple answer to which side we should back in the middle-east. He says, "We should sell guns, rockets, tanks, jet fighters and nuclear bombs only to factions that promise to use them for peaceful purposes." Big Louie has such a way of explaining life's big questions simply and accurately.
For example, here's Big Louie's Ten Tips for what Eternity feels like:
#10 - Waiting for the stoplight to change when you've spotted a parking spot right across the intersection.
#9- The second hour of a Monopoly game.
#8- House breaking a new puppy.
#7- Looking for a freeway exit when you realize you're going in the wrong direction.
#6 - Keeping a smile on your face waiting for the shutter to click.
#5- Waiting for a tow truck to show up.
#4- Listening for the sound of a key in the lock at 2 AM.
#3- Waiting for the results of a pregnancy test.
#2- 20 minutes of aerobic exercise.
#1- Trying to find a six cents error in your checking ac