Merry Christmas... A Very Merry iPad Mix Christmas

A quest that one bearded man went on to find his inner self and to become a true man and a true DJ. It was a grueling process, taking countless hours out of is life. His quest was set back finding his main choice of weapons were taken from him so he settled for an iPad... No controller. No headphones... No fancy effects or cool DJ tools.. A Man and his music. A real test. He strained and fought as hard as he could and to find that when his difficult journey was complete his arch enemy "Daddy Hans" was there at the end to give him the heart ripping news. He was too late. He fell to his knees screaming in disappear. He completed his journey with dignity, now knowing it wasn't the reward or the satisfaction of winning but it was the grueling painful journey that made him a man. Now He lives his life in a small country town, the best DJ's in all the land. He has a wife and 17 kids, so even though the enemy won the battle the great bearded DJ Named "Evan Hercules Gates" won at life