Brainwipe 6

Although one or two listening sessions prove enough for some, many patients prove quite resilient to the brainwipe process. Successive doses flatten the lobes and dull conventional senses while simultaneously improving lesser-known brain functions and, indeed, aiding in opening and deciphering the gestalt of consciousness. Volunteers often find this expanded sense of self bothersome, and immediately apply for another session in the noise tank. Ultimately, this non-disclosure explanatory sign-off form is nothing more than a formality. We really just enjoy drilling into your brain.