Making a Name

Hello world.
In this, the historic and first ever episode of the monolithic Constant Mic Podcast, a name is considered and thankfully replaced for the whole endeavour and we are introduced to Michael's least favourite type of story.
EPISODE LINKS:
Man injects himself with Vaseline to increase the size of his penis. Weirdly, it doesn't work.
Man gets bitten by a crocodile.
Michael's Weekly Peen story.
Rather Good.
Kazakh village suffers sleeping illness.
Windows 10 will be free ... ish!
You can put your Mum's ashes in a plastic willy.
See you in two weeks! (Probably one)