Five Floors

Let's go back to 2013.

I PRESENT: Five Floors

This is for the die-hard club goers, who may find themselves 12 years older, but still have that inkling to get on that dancefloor.

Here is a club that I would have been found at every weekend, had it existed.

Once through the entrance you find yourself accosted by a crazy lady going on about her bom bom. She leads us to the video bar, where dance music is sprinkled with the pop of the time.

Then, straight to the bar, where we will be drinking Absolut from the bottle.

From here, the party takes off. And it doesn't stop until you get to the top floor. Up, up, up we go.

At evening's end, you take the waterslide down to the pool where YOUR car is waiting for you, with one of our drivers to take you home. (There's no way, after these five floors that ANYONE IS driving home.

We haven't quite figured out how to get the drivers back to the club yet, but we are working on that.

I'm just playin' 😜

Enjoy!