WHO’S A NULL?

Some guys are urinating in a public men’s room. One guy turns and says to another, “Just by looking, I can tell you’re American. Do you know my nationality?” The other guys responds, “European.”

What’s so funny about this? OK, I admit it’s a little dicey doing a joke about four guys in a public men’s room. But what the hell? It’s realistic and happens hundreds of times a day all over world. Of course, the two guys on the ends are only there for show, to demonstrate what a crowded men’s room looks like. The real focus is on the middle two. BTW if you are ever in this situation, at least in the US there is an unwritten rule about public urinals. You never stand on either side of a guy who’s already pissing. You stand at least one urinal away, if possible. Personal space means a lot in a place like this. You don’t want to stand too close or too far. Either way it sends the wrong message. I’ll let you figure out what the message is. When the guy on the left addresses the one to his right