PIGGIES!

What’s so funny about this? So, is this joke funny, dirty, stupid, or weird? You decide, they’re all possible, alone or in combination. Personally, I’m just going to treat it as a clever pun. I guess we’ve all plowed through our sock drawers, discovering not only lost socks but all kinds of weird things that don’t belong there, wondering how they ever got there in the first place. Of course you already know that the other issue about sock drawers is that things, especially socks, can disappear as easily and mysteriously as they seem to appear. Your socks go in as pairs but come out lonely and alone. These drawers must be secret passageways to other dimensions. You see, it’s not televisions, it’s not mirrors. The gateway to other worlds is clearly your sock drawer. In the joke, our hero is rummaging through his sock drawer and touches something warm, heavy and 12 inches long. We’re told that this made him realize that something was afoot. Notice that afoot is a single word. And it happe