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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One’s a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean.

What’s so funny about this? I’ve been a little nervous about doing this joke, not wanting to be accused of sexism. However, I don’t know much about lobster sex. By that I mean I know that lobsters have sex and there are males and females. But, lobsters are not mammals, they don’t have breasts or feed their young. Nevertheless, the joke personifies lobsters or at least one lobster by giving it female human characteristics, that of getting breast implants. So my apologies for any lobster sexism in this joke. Let’s face it, sex is about attracting the opposite sex and for some bizarre reason, this lobster wants to attract male humans and is posing accordingly at a dirty bus station, or a crusty bus station. “Crusty” is another characteristic of old, hardened, dirt. Perhaps some of the passengers will take the bait. What we really have here is a g