CRISPY CRITTER

A: I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night
B: You should’ve put it on aloha setting

What’s so funny about this? I’ve got to hand it to BadDadJokes on Twitter. He doesn’t post a lot but what he does is, IMHO, short, sweet and right on the money! His puns are a big cut above the average internet pun. Is this one a geographic pun or a cooking pun? The answer is YES, even though it’s an either/or question, which, as you know, normally requires a choice of a single answer. However, I maintain that when the answer can be both choices, it’s possible to answer with a YES or NO. And that is clearly the case here. “A” is complaining about a pizza he or she cooked, saying it was over-cooked to the point of being burned. But this wasn’t just any pizza, it was a Hawaiian pizza. Exactly what the heck is that? Well, usually it’s pizza with pineapple and maybe thin slices of boiled or baked ham. You could also substitute bacon or Canadian bacon. Not particularly clever or creative, but then that’s not w