BRAINFREEZE

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? ‒ Frostbite.

What’s so funny about this? Well, it’s possible that the only snow we’ll see this year is in this cartoon, since global warming has made a mess out of the New York winter of 2015, so far. But in this winter scene we have three characters, a snowman, a little girl, and a vampire, of sorts. Admittedly, he could be a werewolf, but at least he has blood on his fangs. Now, vampires are clearly monsters, and snowmen are generally considered to be good guys since they usually have smiles if they have a mouth at all. This one, even though he’s smiling, may not be so benign. In fact, he may be masking a greater evil. It’s possible the girl just built the snowman because she’s clearly more frightened of the vampire than the snowman. This snowman has also, somehow, come to life, because it can talk. I’m not sure what kind of time frame is involved and we can never know everything that happened prior to what we see in the fram