What did I say Roy? Stop swinging on the Tannhäuser Gate - All those moments will be lost in time!

I’ve seen things you mortals wouldn't believe—mostly Lionel Ritchie’s hair shimmering near the Tannhäuser Gate. But this tracklist? It’s enough to make a Nexus-6 short-circuit in his leather trousers.

It kicks off with Tears In Rain. Moody—perfect for a rain-soaked rooftop clinch with a "gifted" pleasure model. Then there’s The Cure. Robert Smith’s hair is as big as my ego, and Pictures of You captures that "memories lost in time" vibe. I’d invite him for dinner, but he’d just offer me smudged eyeliner and an itchy jumper. Depeche Mode and New Order bring the synth "clonk." Boss! But Pachanga Boys? Fifteen minutes! I’ve only a four-year shelf life, kids! I can't wait for the drop, though I’ll listen twice.

Verdict: 5/5. Lovely stuff.