It’s that time of year again. There is a chill in the air, houses are wrapped in their cocoon of blinking lights and traffic is a whole new level of intense as people scramble to shop for presents. And at the Unwinnable offices, Old Man Horvath has dusted off his top hat and is stalking around doing his best Scrooge impersonation. It must be Christmas.
But it can’t be Christmas without Christmas music. Unwinnable Christmas Music, that is…
Tracklist
Playing tracks by Kursse, Boris Karloff, mojochronic, The Ravers, The Waitresses and more.
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Intro
Dr Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas
“Whoville (Won’t Get Yuled Again)” – mojochronic
“(It’s Gonna Be) A Punk Rock Christmas” – The Ravers
“Christmas Wrapping” – The Waitresses
“Merry Xmas Everybody” – Slade
“Santa’s a Fat Bitch” – Insane Clown Posse
“Santa Claus Dub” – The Aggrovators
“The Night Santa Went Crazy” – Weird Al Yankovic
“Blanket of Snow” – The O>Matics
Raging Rudolph
“Battle on Christmas Dawn” – Love Cinema Volume 6
“Blitzkrieg Santa” – Divide & Kreate
“Christmas in Hollis” – Run D.M.C.
“I Won’t Be Home for Christmas – Blink 182
“We Three Kings” – Steve Ouimette
“Fruitcake” – The Superions
“Fairytale of New York” – The Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend
A Year Without A Santa Claus
“Mr. Heatmiser” – Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
“This Holiday Season” – Porn Orchard and The Opal Foxx Quartet
“Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight Tonight)” – The Ramones
“Santa Claus is Ska-ing to Town” – Granville Williams Orchestra
“I Hate Christmas” – Oscar the Grouch
“O Chanukah (Dubstep Bassline Remix)” – DJ Flack
Santa Claus vs. Satan
“Christmas with the Devil” – Spinal Tap
“I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday” – Wizzard
“Carol of the Bells” – Great Black Nothing
“God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” – Ronnie James Dio
“White Christmas” – The Flaming Lips
“All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth” – Dread Zeppelin
“Christmas Time is Here” – Vince Guaraldi Trio
A Charlie Brown Christmas
“ There Ain’t No Sanity Claus” – The Damned
“Do They Know It’s Christmas?” – Fucked Up
“Ho Ho Fuckin’ Ho” – Kevin Bloody Wilson
“Deck The Halls” – Red Hot Chili Peppers
“Jingle Balls” – Korn
“Merry Muthaphuckkin’ Xmas” – Eazy E
“Twas the Night Before Christmas” – Henry Rollins