"You can't make an egg without frying an egg" ~ Thom Yorke
"Like Jesus was hit with a spear I was hit with a pencil in 9th grade and that's why they call me salamander. In a way, I am a martyr of sorts. *laughs*" - Thom Yorke
"I won't live in a mostly Mexican neighborhood. I'm sorry I just won't do it." ~ Thom Yorke
"The band often jokes that I stole Jonny's "H" and put it in my name. That's funny as hell motherfucker I dare you not to laugh" ~ Thom Yorke
"My nickname in high school was jack-o-lantern because I'm missing 9 teeth" ~ Thom Yorke
"If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face" ~ Thom Yorke
"If I could be reincarnated as an animal I would be a stout fat child so I could kill myself." ~ Thom Yorke
"My parents mistook me for a sack of potatoes so I sat in the corner of the kitchen for the first 13 years of my life. My birth name is Thom Potatoes *laughs*." ~ Thom Potatoes
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