WELL MERRY CHRISTMAS OR HAPPY HOLIDAYS OR WHATEVER I DON'T REALLY CARE FINKS. WHATEVER FLOATS YER BOAT. I KNOW WHAT FLOATS MINE AND THAT'S A SOLID PIECE OF FOAM CAUSE IT'S NOT A BOAT IT'S A DANG OL SURFBOARD! HANGIN TEN IN THE MOST STYLISH MANNER, TAKE A LOOK CAUSE IT'S DERK BRIGANTE DOIN' WHAT I DO BEST AND DAMN IF I GOTTA EXPLAIN IT TO YOU AGAIN! GEEZE. OH YES ANOTHER FINE EPISODE OF GREAT SURF AND WHATEVER ELSE I GOT UP MY SLEEVE. MAYBE I'LL GIVE YA A HINT... THE CLIFF DIVERS, THE TORNADOS, LONGBOARDs, THE MIGHTY SWELLS, AND MR GASSER AND THE WEIRDOS! THAT'S ONLY A BRIEF TASTE OF WHAT I GOT IN STORE! BETTER SIT DOWN AND WRITE OFF THE NEXT 60 MINUTES OF YER LIFE CAUSE THE SURFPHONY IS ABOUT TO GET WIIIIIIIIIILD! I JUST... I JUST CAN'T SIT DOOOOWN!!
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