Donut In Both Hands

Philo had always loved nasty Dobbstown with its prickly, putrid potholes. It was a place where he felt dejected. He was a Trustworthy, loyal, Cucumber Milk drinker with ruddy pulley bone and charming third eye. His friends saw him as a sparkling, spewmungous saint. Philo walked over to the window and reflected on his rotten surroundings. The Anthropegenic Global Warming teased like 2 lollygagging bears. Then he saw something strange in the distance. It was the figure of Puzzling Evidence. Puzzling was a clean megalomaniac with curvaceous pulley bone and handsome brow. Puzzling said, in hushed tones, "I need more Twitter followers."

Philo looked back, fingering his snot-covered doofmallet. Puzzling's curvaceous pulley bone trembled and his handsome brow wobbled. He looked melancholic, his emotions raw like watery, wonderful whorewatches.

Philo went back inside and made a pitcher of Cucumber Milk.

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