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Summer brings with it the special breed who enjoys blasting terrible music from their automobiles at volumes unsupportable by the sound system or structure of their vehicle. They must've read somewhere that cranking the bass and muffling all the mid-high frequencies increases their likelihood of attracting mates.

Don’t get me wrong, I am not against forcing loud music on the general population… but sound quality & track selection are imperative or you are nought but a douchebag. People will think you’re a selfish piece of shit anyway for imposing your tastes on public environments, but at least you might get a thumbs up from a cool looking stranger thereby boosting your street cred & sense of self worth.

This particular fine quilt of songs is an uptempo romp through modern beats with several different tropical tendrils. I’d be honoured if you used this mix to infringe on the comfort of the citizens in your own city.

Auditory regards,

James