Equinpomorphize

Equinpomorphize (v)

Attributing equine characteristics to inanimate objects, non-equine animals, material states & abstract concepts.

Ex. As a child, Helda would equinpomorphize her brother, and upon his back they galloped to corners of the unknown universe.

Recently, my beloved woman had her bike stolen. Some bastard snuck up, clipped the lock and zipped off into la noche upon it's back. Guajira (name of thieved metallic steed) was a gorgeous specimen that had been in m'lady's possession for a number of years. We were mighty fond of it and this mix is dedicated to a lost member of the family.

The image is from my trusty bicycle, Rosinante. If you're familiar with Don Quijote, you'll know Rosinante was his horse. Anyway, the bike had a stunning saddle that supported my ass for many moons. Over time, the saddle pretty much disintegrated down to the steel frame. After getting a new one, I could not part with the old and had to make a robot face with it.