Home Cooking

An extra special Valentine's Day recipe:

1. Start in the kitchen, with your lover
2. Press play on mix, and begin to heat
3. When mix comes to a boil, remove from heat
4. Clear the table, and lay it down soft
5. Work at varying speeds, as desired, from the top down
6. Repeat
7. Once the appropriate rhythm is found, smash to completion
8. Exhale deeply
9. Resume dinner

Total active time: 57 minutes.

Mixed with love, by John of Whaps