Fine Dining in Hell (Pump Up)

Son, sometimes when a man and a beer love each other very much, and they want to, ummm, express this love, the man will put that beer into a glass. And when that beer is in the glass, when that glass is wet, wet with beer, then the man inserts his thirsty lips onto the rim of the glass and drink the beer. After a while the beer is gone, but what will be there, growing inside the man, is a thirst for more beer. This is what we call the miracle of bad decisions.