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The Jazz Punk soundtrack of the lives of a crack team of super-dweebs!
Performers: Tracks: The Late Doctor Crackle - Bass & Programming, Downstairs Dan - Guitar & Programming, DJ Lujoso Luxurious - Theremin Bluffing, Strings 'n' Horn Fiddling, Political Gerrymandering & General Bullshitting.
Performers: Pub: Jo - Guitar & Scooter, Jo - Vocals, General Bar Duties & Dates.
Special thanks to: Jonny.
Thanks to: Colourful Ray, Tony, Reuben & Lou Lou, Paul, Dan, Jo & Jo.
Recorded at Shabby Road Studios & at a most (secret) & extremely cool location somewhere in S. W. England.
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Good evening Doctor.....how are things in the laboratory? Apologies for the belated reply to your last message....I have been rather busy in the attic titivating my Merkin. I do hope that you have been able to maintain the high lustre on your trophy.....if not, then may I suggest a smear of Duraclit and some elbow grease to rejuvenate your shiny memento? I have also fallen foul to the debauchery that ensues after a little too much potion as I run through the Forrest shouting "my, what big teeth you have got"...
BRO!
Good evening and I am pleased to hear that you enjoyed fondling your trophy. I trust the 'troops' landed safely and the operation achieved the desired outcome. I must say that I am most certain that I have never come across your face before...those rather discernible teeth would have surely left their mark..
Good afternoon. I buffed my trophy to an extemely high lustre resulting in an enduring shine & a first class finish. I regret I cannot discuss my army movements at length, however they were quite vigorous... My leggy movements also. I must apologise for Fyde's discernible mandibles. He manifests himself at full moon (closing time), after the consumption of too much potion (alcohol). When a duality of human nature exists where outward respectability collides with inward lust, where the civilised battles & tries to overcome the animalistic, it's sometimes difficult to obtain adequate dental cover for the monster within...
Good morning, and may I congratulate you on your recent punarathon. By way of recognising this achievement, I now award you with LABIA (Lifetime Appreciation of Bawdy Innuendo Aphorisms). Feel free to wallow in glory as I perform a spit and polish on the head of your trophy (it was looking a little tarnished). I hope you find an appropriate place to position your new toy so it can be appreciated by all. Now please excuse me whilst I continue to paint my back door (white of course)..
Good evening & thank you for your kind words my lady! It gets really hard sometimes as I'm sure you can imagine & your comments really help me rise to the occasion. I consider it a most fortuitous occasion too as many moons have passed since I held such a stimulating hands-on award. I must confess, it feels quite familiar, almost as if we've met in person. Perhaps you've come across my face before somewhere? Now you'll have to forgive me madam, I need to attend to the job in hand & deploy my troops before sunrise...
Good morning and many thanks for your recent musical addition. I am very flattered and appreciate your ability to combine left-wing politics with Jazz-Punk and a very talented pub singer. Right up my alley (NPI). I must say that I am very pleased that Jo was able to stumble across a wallet as it would have prevented her from opening her purse in a public place (not advised and NPI). The Theremins dulcet tones were very pleasurable indeed, however, I failed to notice the presence of the Pink Oboe in your recording but I must say if it is played incorrectly it may be slightly 'muffled'....now please excuse me whilst I return to my garden to feed my Bearded Tits.
Good evening & I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Not everyone can claim to be the cult icon of an entire micro-philosophical, cultural, social & political movement at the breakfast table. If the symbol of the Vivianarchists is to be the Pink Oboe, they'll be a way of working it into the mix somehow (NPI). As a tool to alleviate fraught modern uptightness in society (NPI). Slip it gently into the public consciousness (NPI). Insert it into the minifesto (NPI). With a little TLC it would definitely fill a couple of passages (NPI). I'll get to work on it immediately (NPI) & I hope you have a most delightful time tending your garden (NPI).
Phew! Very, very steamy in here! #HighHumidity #Sauna!