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Missoula, United States
Kosmic Kittens are here to help every being cope with eternal life and the cosmos.
Heaven is not what you imagine, all white clouds, robes, and harps, but in fact an infinite maze of star nebulas and breathtaking black holes. So, as with mortal life, eternal life can get a bit complicated and even frustrating.
I find it quite difficult to stretch out my claws and nap in a space suit. That is where we come in, the Kosmic Kittens, to comfort and cuddle you as your essence hurtles through the universe.
I trust you and I love you.
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Kosmic Kittens serve all essences, no matter what species they served as in their mortal existence. A kitten from my very own litter space kuddles a dead German Shepard orbiting somewhere around Neptune.
The Shepard has confessed to my brother that he was truly appalled when his own Alpha had taught him to stalk terrestrial cats. If you kuddle us, the kosmic kittens will kuddle you back.
