We got Joestars this week on You Don't Understand! Cresten St. Clair and Joe Anderson cursed Tom by plunging him into the weird, wild world of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, an anime series about beefy boys, sunlight breathing, vampires, classic rock, posing, martial arts, posing, and of course, posing. In PART ONE of our frankly criminally long discussion of Jojo's, we cover the first two arcs of the show: Phantom Blood and Battle Tendency, starring the enormous British gentleman Jonathan Joestar and his enormous prankster grandson Joseph Joestar. Guys, holy shit, a show doesn't put "bizarre" in its name for fuckin' laffs. It's real. Check it out!