This week, the guys celebrate American Independence Day in the only way they know how... revealing the TRUE history of these United States. Jon presents the Jonathan Hansen Lecture Series: Lecture 1 - A New American History, Dave gives a failed speech, and Cody just wants to get to murdering. Also, tipples everywhere! Show Notes: 00:00 - Thanks 01:15 - Introductions 05:34 - The United States Flag 16:45 - The National Anthem 25:05 - Truth or Dare? 32:46 - Red Coats 40:07 - Naming a Nation 47:38 - Presidentures 54:47 - Obscure Speeches 58:44 - Outroductions Thanks to Will, Greg, Jason, Sara, Kevin, and others.