The big Easter episode!
Big deal, right? Forget Jesus, where's the chocolate eggs?
Well, look, he died on the cross for our sins so maybe you should knock off all that pagan nonsense and get on your knees in prayer.
Or whatever. It's all bullshit anyways.
"I think the Bible ought to be ceremoniously and reverently burned every Easter. We need it no more, because the Spirit is with us. It’s a dangerous book, and to worship it is of course a far more dangerous idolatry than bowing down to images of wood and stone. Nobody can confuse a wooden image with God, but you can very easily confuse a set of ideas with God, because concepts are more rarified and abstract." ~ Alan Watts