THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
Chris the Rock Johnson. All of the black people who didn’t get nominated this year. The Revenant bear. A snowman and his wife. The revvin’ ant. Apollo Creed. Eatey Red Mane. Steve Jobs. Al Pacino. Jennifer Low-rent. The Short Big. A sentient Titanic full of na’vi. Meryl Streep with a feral streak. A DVD of Star Wars Episode 8. Samuel L. Jackson riding naked Randy Quaid dangling a copy of Independence Day in front of him. The flaming guitarist from Mad Max.
THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIO’S:
8-parter about each o [...]