THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
Herpules. Keith Urban or Whatever. Eva Green Lantern. Candy Bar Hulk Hogan. Jay with His Worst Haircut. TV Spokesman from a 1990’s Furniture Ad. A Celiac Bear. Off-Season Santa. An Ornate Plate. A Saucy Budoir Photo of Steve Buscemi. Colin Firth Sipping a Scotch. Chopper the Dragon-Dog. A Baby Taxi Driver. Daniel Radcliffe with Eight Cats Taped to His Torso. Joel, the Guy Who Always Beats You at Ping Pong. Off-Duty Judy.
THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
1. Who would you rather have as your coworker in the following job?