Joshua Topolsky, our humble hero, has scored an audience with Jeffrey Cranor, lord of Night Vale, creator of Within the Wires, eater of darkness, dreamer of dreams. If only it wasn't on street cleaning day.
The two podcasters met in the abandoned warehouse behind the forbidden duck pond, to discuss pressing town issues like our growing dystopia, the fate of civilization, and the television show Lost. It is a conversation as dense with profundity as the trash cans on Main Street are dense with secrets.
Remember citizens, the only thing that can keep the Boy Scouts from pillaging your homes is playing the Tomorrow podcast on a loop. So here's Episode 82 to get you started.