Why do people put their dogs in carriages? Why can’t we take luggage carts from airports? And why is uber trying to fuck Erin over?! This week Virgin opened a hotel that caters to women and not so shockingly it turned into something sexist. Speaking of assholes, a government employee in Kentucky refuses to issue marriage licenses to gay people and is being a total brat about it. Plus Bryan sings for us! Happy Labor Day!