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The Lemon Circus recording date 23rd May 2017 Christian Frank & Paul Miller

The Lemon Circus recording date 23rd May 2017 Christian Frank & Paul Miller

Playing tracks by

The East Coast Get Down Collective, Mama Cass Elliot, The Vamps Featuring Matoma, Eurotix, Gary Numan and more.

Chart positions

This show was 1st in the global comedy chart, 1st in the global news chart, 2nd in the global community radio chart, 7th in the global oldies chart and 8th in the global retro chart.

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Musical selections from our friends...
The East Coast Get Down Collective from https://www.mixcloud.com/hushfm/
https://www.facebook.com/eurotix/
https://www.mixcloud.com/whitelionradio/
https://www.facebook.com/www.kirstenorsborn7.co.uk/
www.mrcharlielaw.com
https://www.mixcloud.com/evegreygoose/
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"Getting To Know You"
1) What fact have you learnt this week...
2) How many trees can you name?
3) Paul talk : What & Where is your tattoo (or how did you get your scar)?
See Pauls: https://goo.gl/T0kK1d
4) Change your surname to your personality like the Mr Men & Little Miss characters...
5) What type of hat do you or would you wear?
6) The Best James Bond film EVER?
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‘I’m the fourth best James Bond’ - Sir Roger Moore
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‘Teach love, generosity, good manners and some of that will drift from the classroom to the home and who knows, the children will be educating the parents.’ - Sir Roger Moore

Comments

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niggaG0d

I would rather have a fly in my eye rather than my ears ; thought it hurts like hell it is easier to remove - over here we have a small fly called a pepper fly- if it gets in your eye while driving it can cause you to crash - because it burns like hell : )

Joel Newnham

Thanks for another great show and for keeping spirits high one day after such a tragic day last week. Great that you won't be stopped by some human vermin trying to terrorise us. Didn't expect to dig myself a deep hole from my answer to question 4, you misinterpreted my answer. Your Calvary scored higher than me in the Beano or Dandy quiz, he's his father's son, I'd forgotten about that, thanks for doing it. Thanks for playing Soundgarden, Black Hole Sun's my favourite song of theirs too, their version of Nothing Compares to You nearly made me cry, very sad. Gary played the ultimate electronic song in Cars. I saw him perform that at a Nine Inch Nails concert of all bands, fantastic. I think I've worried my neighbour by listening on the mixcloud app and mowing the lawn simultaneously, as I was laughing so much.
1. Canning Town in East London was named after a factory there that placed food into cans. The factory site's probably flats by now.
2. 2, palm and Christmas, not my strong subject. Any fruit tree if the fruits still in it, or on the ground.
3. No tattoos, scar on my right shin from when I was about 10, when someone pushed me in a pool forwards and the edge of the pool slab dug into my shin as I fell.
4. Not Mr Tight, Christian. Mr Lazy, Mr Greedy or Mr Silly.
5. I have to wear a hat when it's hot, otherwise I get heat stroke, usually go for a baseball cap. Wooly hat in the Winter. I used to work on landfill sites where hard hats are compulsory.
6. Best film; Thunderball. Best theme song is by far "For your eyes only" Sheena Easton
Off to listen to your Sons of Music Show now.

Joel Newnham

Question 1.a Halal lamb costs £2.71/kg in the Polish supermarket. Ahmed has £10. How much lamb can he buy?
b. The Supermarket is 1.7km from the sex change consultancy clinic, Ahmed walks at a pace of 2m/s. Will he make his 10am appointment with Dr Mbiti if he leaves at 8.46?
PC enough?

Joel Newnham

Did Paul ever see that photo that shows how much Christian loves Mr Bump?

Joel Newnham

Your average English person would taste of Chinese food

Joel Newnham

Whenever I've driven to the Lake District or Scotland, I've had a break and filled up the tank at the Tesco Extra in Leyland which I found on Google, less than 1 mile from the M6. I refuse to get ripped off at motorway services; fuel, food and cash machines. I know many other hypermarket alternatives too.

Joel Newnham

I reckon one gets slightly drunk just from rubbing hand sanitizer into their hands, dermally ingested

Joel Newnham

Does an ancient Viking faece contain bacteria that were otherwise extinct and could be re awoken. Biological warfare Armageddon

Joel Newnham

I've never understand why people drink water when they're coughing. Water you drink goes down your oesophagus, coughing comes from your trachea, so it makes little sense, well to me anyway