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The Lemon Circus recording date 10th October 2017 Christian Frank & Paul Miller

The Lemon Circus recording date 10th October 2017 Christian Frank & Paul Miller

Playing tracks by

Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers, The East Coast Get Down Collective, Viola Wills, Paul Heaton & Jacqui Abbott, Avantgarde and more.

Chart positions

This show was 1st in the global comedy chart, 1st in the global news chart, 1st in the global community radio chart, 3rd in the global retro chart and 3rd in the global oldies chart.

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Musical selections from our friends...
The East Coast Get Down Collective from https://www.mixcloud.com/hushfm/
https://www.facebook.com/avantgardesweden/
www.mixcloud.com/whitelionradio/
www.mixcloud.com/zubizuva/
www.mixcloud.com/CafeUKRadio/
http://www.dynamikrecords.org/ninni-mika.html
https://www.mixcloud.com/joel-newnham/
www.mixcloud.com/evegreygoose/
www.mixcloud.com/DrJazz/
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"Getting To Know You"
1) Ever choked on something? What? (or Saved anyone choking?)
2) Name a scary film for Paul to review for Halloween?
3) Is smacking a child ever acceptable?
4) 'Zips' or 'Buttons' to the fly on trousers?
5) A sign your partner is cheating on you?
6) which is the best 'Boy' band?
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"If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death."
- Eddie Izzard

Comments

DrJazz
DrJazz

1) Ever choked on something? What? (or Saved anyone choking?) NO, thankfully
2) Name a scary film for Paul to review for Halloween? Any recording of a Trump speech
3) Is smacking a child ever acceptable? Yup, adults too...
4) 'Zips' or 'Buttons' to the fly on trousers? Zips...
5) A sign your partner is cheating on you? Clueless in Baton Rouge. I have no idea
6) which is the best 'Boy' band? I don't go there, you know that..........

Saved the best tune for last :) Thanks, guys

White Lion Radio

Don't really know much about Tom Petty's music but I did enjoy "You And Me", wonderful track. Very good tips about choking Christian. A big well done to your son for effectively saving your life and your letter was truly humbling to read.

I've seen the video of the French guy that dies jumping from the Eifel Tower, what a plonker! "Gonna Get Along Without You Now", is an 80s classic for me, Paul Heaton is a fantastic songwriter, I love Beautiful South and "She Got The Garden" by Paul is another excellent track. Enjoyed the song "The Ocean". Glad you liked my plot for the Hollywood blockbuster, the bear partial to creme eggs :)

Good to hear a bit of Carter The Unstoppable Machine. The film "8 Mile" apparently is suppose to be a decent film. Never knew Bjork had been in a film, like you I'm not keen to view it!! Pleased you enjoyed "Hacksaw Ridge" Christian, i'm now looking forward to the film "Dunkirk".

Getting To Know You

1. Choked on some toast once, the level of panic was unbelievable
2. Any of the "Saw" films
3. I would say yes if a line had been crossed
4. Definitely Zips, have you tried undoing buttons when you have had a skinful
5. They suddenly make excuses about seeing you.....doing my hair, just need to nip to my mum's, that sort of stuff.
6. None, they are all manufactured pop!!

Kim Lewis - Micohn

Love this :) Excellent always :)

Joel Newnham

Great way to spend a sunny Saturday morning, laughing at the TLC, great stuff.
1. Had to whack a housemates back one time when he choked on an ice cube. Seems it wouldn't have melted before he suffocated.
2. Flatliners, the 1990 one, not the 2017 remake.
3. Yes, it made the boys at my primary school behave themselves.
4. Zips, you only have to have one of those accidents once to learn not to.
5. You go out with your mates for the night and she doesn't text or call once.
6. It's got to be The Monkees, I just love Daydream Believer, awesome song.

Joel Newnham

To be fair Bjork was in rock band the Sugarcubes in the 1980s, much rockier than her 90s solo stuff

Joel Newnham

You were talking about jury service. During a court case, when they break for lunch and the witness being questioned hasn't finished, the judge has to say to them "It is an offence for you to discuss this case with anyone." In 2015 I was a court usher in the High Courts, 1 judge once said "I've sent people down for that before." Another judge, during a really boring case said "I don't think you're going to mind."

Joel Newnham

Go to the doctor!

Joel Newnham

Frozen pies have no calories? When are you going to eat a beef and ale pie frozen?

Joel Newnham

Your toilet paper missed the toilet? How good are you at throwing the teabag into the cup?

Joel Newnham

What if the hand dryer's faulty "No I'm fine, the hand dryer just won't start"