- 2 years ago
Apes. Damn dirty apes. Or maybe not dirty, if the Aquatic Ape theory holds any water, who knows, the zoo is for 8 year olds and we don’t go. Dirty or not we love them. There’s King Kong, who was hooking up with a hot blonde, Bubbles, who was Michael Jacksons best friend, and Harambe, who when we last checked was ahead of the Libertarians in the polls. We did some ape research (which doesn’t mean watching the view) and learned about the Aquatic Apes, who may or may not be closely related to us, which would finally explain Ryan Lochte. Tune in to Taste My Brain this week as we tell you all you need to know about the Waterside Ape.