- 7 years ago
Playing tracks by
Cracker, Dead Kennedys, Fear Of Pop, The Veils, Bill Callahan and more.
Mrs. Toad and I do NOT approve Valentine's Day. There is, after all, very little that can be less romantic than obediently making protestations of love for no other reason than that everyone else is doing so and you are expected to conform. I actually think it's just plain fucking insulting, frankly.
'Hello darling, I thought we might go out for a meal tonight.'
'Yes dear, what a lovely idea, what made you think of that?'
In what possible world can 'because the shops told me to' be considered a better answer than, say, 'because we've both been really busy recently and I miss spending time with you'.